The issue attained so much urgency all around all of a sudden that our venerable and adorable ‘Lords’ of the Supreme Court postponed all other cases pending for decades if not centuries to order non-stop hearing pushing the entire nation into a tizzy. I do not understand why overnight hearings are not being undertaken.
Supreme proceedings, their comments, their responses to the possibility of some psycho-perverts demanding later, legalization of incest/rape of corpses and live animals, assured the nation that even my bosom buddy Rahul Gandhi is a much wiser and matured man than Hon. Supreme ‘Lords’ and I am very sad about that.
Centre MUST now order nationwide census to discover exact numbers of those down with Downs Syndrome supporting homosexuality/same-genitals betrothal etc. In which direction mental health of the nation has been creeping, must be accurately gauged for Niti Aayoga to do a better job for the fourth largest economy in the world.
If for any reason whatsoever, Supreme ‘Lords’ are unable to sanctify Same-genitals marriages, they must take up urgently next option available on the table of Solo-marriages i.e. Self-marriages. Solo-marriages too fall in the domain of Same-genitals marriages, will be whole-heartedly welcomed by the gang of snooty Lutyens-elites. Recently a woman in Gujarat had married herself with pomp and glory consecrating a live and very much practical long-lost institution of Self-marriages. When she divorced herself within a month for reasons best understood by her alone, dynamism of the institution of Self-marriage was established beyond an iota of doubt.
Massive national level non-violent Gandhian Satyagraha must be launched in support of Same-genitals marriages with Self-marriages included as ever, as well as in honour of Supremely Learned ‘Lords’. That will prevent Supreme ‘Lords’ from becoming Supreme ‘Nuisance’ for the nation. Another powerful option available is staging Shahin Bagh at Jantar Mantar after participants of the flop show of wrestlers are forcibly evicted and their toilet papers too, thrown out.
I hope, Supreme ‘Lords’ shall gladly participate in that Dharna well-attired in three layers of blacks, two-pronged white ribbons hanging from their Thyroids much to the glee and merriment of The New York Times/The Guardian/George Soros/Rahul Gandhi/Priyanka Vadra/Khadge/Sitaram Yechury…
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